The UK turned the heat up and the Chaos Crew were not ready. Sweat, flies, burnt snoots and general pony drama have all been in full swing — so we asked each of our Four Hills mascots to share their top product pick for staying cool, comfortable and chaos-free (ish) this summer.
Here’s what they’re swearing by…
☀️ Gorgeous George picks: Gold Label SunGuard
"Listen. I’m beautiful, I’m ginger, and I burn faster than you can say ‘factor 50’. This stuff keeps my nose from going crispy and smells nicer than most of the boys on this yard."
George says protect the snoot, especially if you’ve got white bits or pink skin. SunGuard is non-greasy, lasts well through turnout, and doesn’t cause a tantrum when applied.
💧 Harry Houdini picks: TopSpec Electrolytes
"I’m a sweaty little rocket and I never stop moving, even when it’s 25°C. These keep me from flopping over mid-rant."
Whether you're competing or just existing in a heatwave, electrolytes help replace what your pony loses through sweat. Add them to feed or a second water bucket to keep things balanced.
🦟 Smokin’ Star picks: Leovet Phaser Gel
"Do not touch my belly unless you are armed with this exact product. It’s the only one I tolerate. And I am not easily impressed."
Ideal for faces, ears, and other sensitive areas, this gel keeps the flies away without the sting or the strong smell. If Star says it’s acceptable, it’s elite.
🧴 Chama Llama (Champagne) picks: NAF Cooling Wash
"I didn’t do anything, but I still deserve a full wash-down and compliments. This smells fresh and makes me feel like a spa day girly."
NAF Cooling Wash is the ultimate no-rinse wash-down after a hot day. Just dilute in a bucket and sponge on to cool your pony down fast. It’s perfect for sensitive skin, quick post-exercise refreshers, or just removing ‘field funk’.
🧂 Meemaw Minnie picks: Likit Himalayan Rock Salt Lick
"I like mine hung low so I don’t have to stretch. Keeps me hydrated without anyone fussing."
Salt licks are a low-effort way to encourage drinking and restore minerals. This one hangs easily, lasts ages, and suits even the sassiest golden oldie.
👉 Shop Likit Himalayan Salt Lick
🛒 Build Your Chaos-Proof Summer Kit
All these Chaos Crew-approved picks are in stock now and shipping fast.
Grab what you need before the heatwave hits and your pony starts sunbathing in the muck heap again.
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