The energy is unhinged. The bag is immaculate.
If you've ever been politely removed from a lesson for "spirited behaviour" (or just turned up to a rally with glitter hooves and zero brakes), this tote was made for you. Ideal for stuffing full of treats, brushes, chaos, and questionable decisions — all wrapped in glorious feral pride.
Details:
- Colour: Sunshine yellow with black slogan
- Material: Durable cotton/polyester blend
- Straps: Long enough to sling and leg it from responsibility
- Lightweight but roomy – fits your whole personality (and a hoof pick)
- Made to order – please allow approx. 14–21 days
Style Tip: Pair with a slogan tee, muddy boots, and questionable life choices.
Shipping & Delivery
We ship across the UK and worldwide, with tracked delivery as standard. Choose Standard, Extended or Priority at checkout depending on how soon you need your goodies. You’ll get updates every step of the way, straight from our HQ to your doorstep. Need more info? Check out our Shipping Page.
Returns, Refunds & Exchanges
Changed your mind? No stress. You’ve got 30 days from delivery to return or exchange as long as the item’s unused and in its original packaging. Need help? Pop over to our Returns Page, or start a return in your Customer Hub for the full lowdown.
